having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
my brain has too many tabs open
Most accurate thing ever
I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song
This explains so much
my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes
it’s scary how many people think they want to die when really they want to start living
the thing that upsets me most here is that quite a few of these sample replies show profile photos of children. These people are raising families and kids. And for those fathers with daughters,I wonder how amusing they would find it if they knew there was at least a 1 in 4 chance of their own child being sexually assaulted or raped in her own lifetime.
A real funny joke there, dads.
This is highly disturbing
things like this make it hard for me to breathe
"the number one cause of rape is women saying NO"
tell me again how patriarchy doesn’t mean that men believe they have access/inheritance to women’s bodies?
I saw this post and broke out in tears. It should not be like this.
im so thankful i don’t share the views as these sexist, ignorant men - it’s a fucking disgrace, really
"dont dress like a skank and dont walk alone" ARE YOU ACTUALLY IMPLYING THAT IF A WOMAN IS WALKING ALONE ITS OKAY TO RAPE HER I AM SO ANgrY IM SHAKING
This pissed me off. I know I shouldn’t be surprised by this sort of stuff any more because I’ve seen enough to know that this is NORMAL for so many people. Yet still it baffles me that so many people (not generalising this as men because I have seen females hold similar attitudes before) have such a relaxed, humoured views towards it. It is disgraceful and I can’t freaking stand it I HATE THIS.
do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and
I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else